Men forget everything women remember everything. That's why men need instant replay in sports. They've already forgotten what's happened.

Rita Rudner
Men forget everything women remember everything. That's why men need...
Men forget everything women remember everything. That's why men need...
Men forget everything women remember everything. That's why men need...
Men forget everything women remember everything. That's why men need...
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Men forget everything women remember everything. That's why men need instant replay in sports. They've already forgotten what's happened.

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